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where'd you get that haircut

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where'd you get that haircut
at the ass store
where'd you get that haircut
at a soup kitchen

where'd you get that haircut
my ass
where'd you get that haircut
your ass
ohhhh

i'd rather be bald than look like this
i'd rather be dead than look like a third grader
because i'm much cooler than a third grader
i'm at least twice as much

yeah you know it
i'm coming in with a machine gun
because that's what cool people do
they kill other people

yo they like to call me barbie
because i'm fake and im plastic
i also have a plethora of jobs

if you're looking for someone
who's good at multiple things
please contact me at your earliest convenience
because i am desperately unemployed

where'd you get that haircut
at the ass store
where'd you get that haircut
at a soup kitchen

where'd you get that haircut
at at a place where they don't normally give haircuts
because that's what it looks like
you got a sundae surprise for hair

caillou lookin ass
just kidding caillou is bald
and it would look better if you were bald
because that haircut does not fit you

and i missed the cymbal
it's okay
uhh

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from Wet Poodle, released August 16, 2017

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