1. |
sandwich
04:30
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i ate a sandwich for lunch today
it smelled like pickles
cuz i put pickles on it
i ate pickles in the afternoon
on my sandwich
and now my breath smells like pickles
sandwiches are the best
cuz when you think about it
you have your favorite food
just put it between bread
and now its your favorite sandwich
any kind of sandwich
a blueberry sandwich
ooooh
i like to eat my sandwich
just like i like to eat ass
yeah ima eat that sandwich
then im comin for your ass
i bought a sandwich yesterday
kinda shitty but oh whatever
bought it at the superarket (supermarket)
wasnt ver supery (its the okay market)
call it the mediocre market (its the below average market)
sandwich didnt even have any goddamn meat
(it was...did you just buy a loaf of bread then)
sometimes i make mistakes
(so you just-you just bought two slices of bread)
three slices!
(what sandwich has three slices of bread)
big macs do
(that raises a good question)
is a burger considerd a sandwich
or is it just a burger
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2. |
talk
01:08
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3. |
ghost in my closet
03:10
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there's a ghost in my closet
he makes me really scared
there's a ghost in my closet
he makes me want to cry
there's a ghost in my closet
he spooked me really bad
there's a ghost in my closet
im gonna die soon
somebody's gotta call the guys from ghost adventures fast
cuz theres a ghost in my closet
thats making me very uncomfortable
that watches me when i really dont want him to
like when i really dont want him to
i think you boys out there know what i mean heuheuheue
but anyway
epic guitar solo
there's a ghost in my closet
he makes me really scared
there's a ghost in my closet
he makes me want to cry
there's a ghost in my closet
im gonna die soon
there's a ghost in my closet
why doesn't he just come out
i mean this is the 21st century i mean the ghost can be whoever he watns he doesnt have to be in the closet anymore
he can go be a gymnast if he really wanted to
i dont know why a ghost would want to be a gymnast
actually he cant because that would be like cheating
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4. |
small talk
02:51
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5. |
heckler
00:36
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6. |
ass
03:24
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7. |
ballad of oprah
02:20
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8. |
thank you dan
00:24
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9. |
sand
03:33
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10. |
this room is so dark
00:18
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11. |
transition
00:43
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12. |
v.i.p.
02:46
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13. |
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14. |
super big coin
02:47
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15. |
animal disco
05:41
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16. |
i am the ocean
02:07
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17. |
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18. |
ants
03:45
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19. |
ebay
05:52
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20. |
bye
02:32
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21. |
mattress (not closer)
02:51
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22. |
*cough*
00:50
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23. |
shampoo
04:53
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24. |
outro
00:16
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