i wish i was on the beach
cuz life is just a beach
and i'm playing in the sand
oh yeah (oh yeah)
my ex wife's a beach
but that's why we got a divorce
yeah
(yeah)
i wanna go on the beach
i wanna jack off in the water
make some fish eat it
(fish baby mutants)
fuckin fuckin eat my dick cheese you bitch fish
(you don't wash your dick?)
i don't need to
because i am circumcised
(then why do you have dick cheese)
because it's a figure of speech i guess
oh i love the beach
it makes me want to eat my own
ass cream
got anything to add?
(ass cream? please elaborate)
(i'm confused)
what's weird about that
(are you saying you have ass cream)
(as in your ass produces cream?)
uhh
(like what are you talking about here)
there's lots of different things that ass cream can be
like cream that you put on your ass
(like a topical ointment?)
i'm not telling you
that's private information
(but i wanna know)
you know what i wanna know?
(what)
why i love the beach so much
this place smells and it's sandy
and there's a bunch of fat people here
man i really hate the beach
i'd rather go drink a big cup of bleach
yeah i really hate the beach
smells just like my wife
yeah i really have the beach
(he hates the beach)
that's true its really beach
i wish a shark would come and eat my ass
oh i really hate the beach
and i really hate this song
because it's just okay
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